Humans living on earth have been advised to stay away from
people who claim to be the Messengers of God (MOG). A press release issued by a
messenger of God, believed to be a genuine one, has warned that encouraging
such fake Messengers of God will only undermine and dilute the supreme authority of the
ultimate true God. The release, which bears no date, name of the place or
contact details, says : "Our beloved lord is disturbed to learn that
certain unscrupulous, inhumane, self-proclaimed godmen, besides the so called "Messengers
of God," are preaching and doing things that they have been not only NOT authorized
but also can never be allowed to by our kind hearted loving God."
According to the release, a spokesperson of the Alliance of
Gods of All Religions (AGAR) has strongly denied that any God has ever objected
to be depicted in any form in media (Print, TV, Film) including the newly
introduced social media. "All members of AGAR are of the opinion that
those living on earth, specially human beings, have been given complete freedom
to do whatever they like. We never interfere in their lives in any manner whatsoever. They are being handled by our self-charging, chip-less,
particle-sized computer systems designed millions of years ago."
"The matter of fake MOG has come to our notice just by
chance. A junior MOG of one of our honourable members, who was on a routine
inspection visit to India recently, in his visit report mentioned about the
controversial film "Messenger of God' starring some 'Ram Rahim', who is
very popular and has huge following in some parts of India as a Godman,"
the release says. The release has clarified that "AGAR has no comments to
offer on the subject but feels little concerned about the growing trend among
humans to resort to activities ranging from becoming unauthorized 'Messengers
of God' to even faking Gods by claiming themselves to be the Gods.
"Since humans are totally controlled by AGAR network,
its members are not at all bothered about humans as their network is capable of
handling humans for the next millions of years without any intervention,' said
a F4Fnews source who is supposed to be very close to the junior MOG who visited
India recently. According to this source, even senior Messengers of God have no access to
their bosses and have not much information about the working of the AGAR
network.
Another F4Fnews source, a fake MOG, said (OCOA) :
"There is an urgent need for all Messengers of God, whom AGAR calls 'fake,' to come on
one platform along with God(wo)men and fight for our right to freedom of
expression and action. Unlike AGAR members, we have genuine care for human
beings who need our guidance and help to cope up with their fast increasing
wealth, declining ethics and morals. With our ancient indigenous approach and modern
techniques we can fulfil their unstoppable urge for enjoying the heavenly
pleasures." "AGAR's impossible-to-achieve qualifying characteristics
for entry to the real heaven and their foolproof highly secure computer network
have dashed all the hopes for today's humans to even dream of reaching anywhere
near the genuine Messengers of God. They have no alternative but to utilize
our services which are promising, exciting and thrilling," he said.
"We may not be able to help them to get what they want but we are
certainly capable of making them (for)get what they want," he added,
admitting the limitations of his profession.
F4Fnews has also come to know from certain unreliable
sources - some of whom claim to be the genuine Messengers of God - that
an expert committee appointed by AGAR to suggest ways to enhance safety of
their network from hacking skills of humans has recently submitted its final report.
Very soon, AGAR is going to implement some of the key suggestions highlighted
in this report. If these sources are to be believed, AGAR will provide a
unique Human ID (HID) (yes, the Godly version of Aadhaar) to all humans on
earth through a direct message from the Chief Messenger of God.
A specimen of the message which is expected to be sent on April 1, 2015 by the Chief Messenger of God from AGAR HQ has been leaked in yet to be inaugurated magazine AllThingG
(All Things God related, planned to be published by your favourite F4Fnews
channel). A number of prominent scientists, whom we talked about the possible technology used in this
message said : "Though it was difficult to get any clue regarding its origin and the technology used, this message would go a long way in our quest to establish
contact with aliens living in other planets and also in locating whether there
exist human species on other plants, too."
F4Fnews did try to establish contact with some members of AGAR for comments but could not succeed. However, a senior officer working in AGAR HQ on projects, not known even to him, helped us to have a 3-minute chat with a senior Messenger of God responsible for all humans living in the Earth’s European regions. When we asked him about the reaction of AGAR members to the recent terror attacks in Paris by the followers of a particular religion who were angered by Charlie Hebdo cartoonists, the MOG took a deep breath and told us in a very hush-hush voice “To be very honest, I would like to tell you one thing. Please don’t name me in your report,” he continued… “All members of AGAR without any exception are fed up with humans living on earth. They have decided never to look on earth which, in any case, is doomed thanks to humans’ animal like living. AGAR members have unanimously decided to provide very restricted services only to those humans who really have humanly qualities and wish to relocate them to other planets.” “No AGAR member wants to be seen linked with humans living on earth in any manner whatsoever,” he added. (updated on January 17 to include trends in Europe)
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F4Fnews did try to establish contact with some members of AGAR for comments but could not succeed. However, a senior officer working in AGAR HQ on projects, not known even to him, helped us to have a 3-minute chat with a senior Messenger of God responsible for all humans living in the Earth’s European regions. When we asked him about the reaction of AGAR members to the recent terror attacks in Paris by the followers of a particular religion who were angered by Charlie Hebdo cartoonists, the MOG took a deep breath and told us in a very hush-hush voice “To be very honest, I would like to tell you one thing. Please don’t name me in your report,” he continued… “All members of AGAR without any exception are fed up with humans living on earth. They have decided never to look on earth which, in any case, is doomed thanks to humans’ animal like living. AGAR members have unanimously decided to provide very restricted services only to those humans who really have humanly qualities and wish to relocate them to other planets.” “No AGAR member wants to be seen linked with humans living on earth in any manner whatsoever,” he added. (updated on January 17 to include trends in Europe)
GD Jasuja : Founder, Faking4Fun
(Don't) Follow us on Twitter @F4FNews at your own risk
News items on this website are manufacured in the writer's own in-house plant for his own captive consumption. No Rights Reserved, or Unreserved. F4Fnews.com
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