Prime Minister Narendra Modi, along with his top ministers, has
worked out a grand Programme to celebrate his government's one year in office. The celebrations started with Modi's mega rally in
Mathura on May 25.
Narendra Modi has already declared that 'Acche Din' have
arrived but his opponents are not able to see the good work done by his
government during the past one year.
Most opposition parties have criticized him calling his
claims as blatant lies citing the rising prices of all commodities,
unemployment and decline in foreign trade. Even many of his own party men are
amazed at Modi's claims. One such top leader told F4Fnews (OCOA) : "We
know our Saheb's style and how he convinces common man about his achievements
without even achieving anything. He has a tremendous faith in his top-secret
Gujarat model which no one in the country knows about." Another Modi fan
told F4Fnews : "Goddess Saraswati resides on Modi's lips and he can
achieve whatever he wants simply through his speech, a quality no other
politician possesses in the country."
The magic of Modi's style seems to be working. Modi's claim
that 'Acche Din' have arrived has created a great confusion in the country
among the people opposed to Modi including those who are expert economists and
intellectuals. They are reassessing their opinion whether Indians are really
not having 'Acche Din'. Modi's supporters, on the other hand, who know the
reality of the situation, are keeping mum as they cannot risk displeasing their
'Saheb.' Such people include bureaucrats, ministers, party leaders, industrialists
and others who have huge stake in Modi's successful completion of his present
5-year term.
One of the senior most officials in the PMO told F4Fnews
(OCOA) that Modi has already put to execution of his master plan to prove his
claim that 'Acche Din' have, indeed, arrived. If this official is to be
believed, an order of 100 million pairs of Ray Ban goggles, with green glasses,
has already been placed for supply to India by unidentified importers with a
plan to distribute free among those who have taken
PM's Suraksha Bima Yojana (PMSBY) and Jeevan Jyoti Bima Yojana (PMJJBY) - the
two super hit mega schemes launched by the Modi government. We have learned that
there is a huge rush for these schemes and banks are asking people to apply after
10-15 days. Therefore, it is highly likely that people who are kept waiting for these schemes may
be given priority in allotment of free goggles.
F4Fnews has so far failed to get the details of people
associated with the Goggles Project. But we have learned from some highly
placed unreliable sources that the idea is to provide a kind of 'third eye' to
the general public and to those who oppose Prime Minister so that they can
see the 'Acche Din' the way PM himself is able to do. A top BJP sidelined
leader (OCOA) commented, and we quote : "Lord Krishna gave Arjuna 'divya
chakchhu' (divine eye) so that Arjuna could see Krishna's real form. Similarly,
our Narendrabhai wants to give a pair of Ray Ban green goggles to every one so
that they can see his 'Acche Din'"
"I hope that very soon the mystery behind Modi's 'Acche
Din' claim will be sorted out as per his plan and the country will move forward
to achieve 'Bahut Acche Din' under the leadership of our magical PM," he
added.
So far we have not been able to reach out to the Euro 7.6 bn, 77,000 employees Italian Luxottica Group - owners of the Ray-Ban brand - for the confirmation of the Indian order. But according to the rumours doing the rounds, the delivery is going to start before the arrival of the monsoon and the eye-wear technology used in manufacturing the special series goggles is based on Virtual Reality created for the specific purpose to show 'Achhe Din' even if the actual reality is not so.
So far we have not been able to reach out to the Euro 7.6 bn, 77,000 employees Italian Luxottica Group - owners of the Ray-Ban brand - for the confirmation of the Indian order. But according to the rumours doing the rounds, the delivery is going to start before the arrival of the monsoon and the eye-wear technology used in manufacturing the special series goggles is based on Virtual Reality created for the specific purpose to show 'Achhe Din' even if the actual reality is not so.
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