In what can be termed as ‘India’s most daring and secret
operation’, India has been able to achieve what all top politicians and people
of this country were all craving for decades. Even the entire Bollywood community
was tired of Dawood’s bullying.
Faking4Fun has received a report from its fake reporter
from Karachi that - after a leading Indian news channel broadcast Dawood’s
audio tape informing where he was - home minister Rajnath Singh was so furious
that he immediately demanded from Pakistan to hand over Dawood to India. Denied,
he managed to outsource a highly coveted ‘HeavySeals’ – a leading private
security and assault agency of Russia whose CEO is supposed to be quite close
to Russian president Vladimir Putin.
A 2-member HeavySeals team was hired last
night at the recommendation of Putin, who according to our fake source had
established a close rapport with home minister besides PM Narendra Modi.